Tuesday, September 23, 2008

NOT the food of the gods.

I loathe white chocolate. It is not chocolate. If I ran Hell, I would feed it to the damned souls down there.
That is all.
Me: White chocolate makes everything worse.
Suitemate: White chocolate wouldn't have made the Holocaust worse.

17 comments:

  1. Ha, this was super-funny. And I'd like to say in the defense of white chocolate that on occasion it is very tasty.

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  2. Also, I'm not sure why I hyphenated super funny.

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  3. Clearly there is no point to white chocolate. It's a hoax perpetrated on the chocolate-consuming public. I won't have it.

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  4. I love white chocolate!

    So there. :-)

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  5. White chocolate is not bad on peppermint bark, since there's delicious dark chocolate and peppermint chunks to balance it out. But I wouldn't like white-chocolate covered blueberries or plain white chocolate. I wouldn't even be crazy about white chocolate chip cookies...

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  6. Dear Misses Q and Gretchen,
    It's okay; I like you anyways.
    Yours,
    cuileann

    enc - Amen.

    Delaney - Good point; I would concede peppermint bark to be an exception.

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  7. Oh this made me laugh out loud. Such a vehement post against such an innocent thing as chocolate!

    I don't really like white chocolate, unless it is a) on peppermint bark or b) drizzled over dark-chocolate covered strawberries. And espresso beans dipped in white chocolate are pretty darned good too. But by itself it's just gross, with no stronger flavors to balance it out.

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  8. Aww. I love white chocolate.

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  9. lol. I don't really care for white chocolate.... I detest dark chocolate... and love milk chocolate.

    That is all.

    + :)

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  10. I totally agree with you!! My first experience was not fun - I gagged for like half an hour. Ick.

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  11. And technically, white chocolate isn't even chocolate, because it's missing cocoa solids from the cocoa liquor (gotta love the science of food :-)

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  12. I would agree with your rant dearest roomie. I still don't really understand what white chocolate really is. If it's not really chocolate, what is it besides a waste of calories?

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  13. Under normal circumstances I would agree with you… but lately I’ve been craving the Cookies and Cream candy bars… made of white chocolate! Weird I know, please don’t shun me!!! Lol ;)

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  14. Bahahahaha. For some reason, this was unbelievably funny. I think the quote at the end just made it better. xD

    Also, though I personally find white chocolate scrumptious on pretzels and in cookies with macadamia nuts, it's technically not even chocolate because of the lack of cocoa beans... Who even named that, anyway?

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  15. I would never shun you, Ballerina and Maribeth!

    'Shleigh - a ruiner of cupcakes, that's what.

    Edge and Cassandra - darn straight it's not chocolate. Throne of lies, I'm telling you.

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  16. I hate white chocolate too! I don't understand how it is even considered chocolate.

    I'm glad you like my video, lol :)

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